Dear Random ‘Friend/Acquaintance”,
Thank you so much for the concern about my sex life. Yes, I do realize my husband left 5 months ago… and yep that means 5 months without sex! No, I do not need an invite to a Naughty Girl or Brown Bag party. First of all if my husband was HOME you would not be asking me the last time we were intimate would you? HIGHLY doubtful! Please don’t ask again as I am all good.