TOTAL TMI - WARNING
So... I did it! I went to the waxing fairy and I must say I am SURE there are words
First of all... HUBBY emailed me and said he no longer had a set date he was returning and could be BEFORE or after original thought date. BEFORE, CRAP~ Waxing appointment was set for Monday so before could be today or Wednesday.... WONDERFUL. So I called my lady, ha ha. MY lady. I called the
Since I hadn't prepared for this I swung by CVS for Aleve (NO Aspirin allowed) and baby wipes... I would have totally showered but there just wasn't time...
So heres the deal... I walked in and she seems so sweet, almost no makeup and is BEAUTIFUL. Her boyfriend is a Marine coming home this week, we had a few moments to commiserate. We walked into the room of
She came in and her beautiful face was suddenly shrouded in red and she had fangs and horns!
She put gloves on and began to torture me... Just before every rip she said, this won't hurt too bad but DON'T move or you'll bruise! RRRRIIIIPPP.... the room began to spin and I felt nauseous! WAIT! Did she say BRUISE~ how the hell do you bruise with wax. Oh Lord what did I do!
There were 3 or 4 good pulls ... I thought she was done NOPE, there is another side. CRAP! I wanted to stop and finish the other side at home with my Venus but that wouldn't have been such a great plan either. CRAP! I will admit side 2 was not QUITE as bad as side one but WTF!
HE BETTER appreciate this pain! The things we put ourselves through for the wonderment of R&R and homecoming.
Once we were all done and I had places waxed that have NEVER seen the light of day she said, "So I will see you in about 5 weeks, it won't hurt as bad then"... then she rationalized that statement. If it hurt that bad every time NO ONE would do it.
I handed her my ATM card and realized that I just paid for that torture!
Not sure how I feel about my Brazilian experience... truth be told I thought the only Brazilian I would experience would be my sexy bikini's (which oddly enough are small in the back not the front so the waxing name makes less sense now!)
There you have it....